soft.

catchymemes:

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leggylance:

this is how everyone finds out keith and lance are dating

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badjokesbyjeff:

A pastor, an imam, and a rabbit decide to donate blood. 

The pastor comes out and says, “They tested it and told me I’m A positive.”

The imam follows up with, “Interesting! I found out I’m AB negative.”

The rabbit looks at the two of them and says, “Pretty sure I’m a type O.”

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catchymemes:

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cunt-inent:

fifiibibii:

fifiibibii:

🎺🐛

play the tumpet bwaaa

wha whats happening to me …………….😟

🦋

………. oh fark

they giving cattypillars hrt?

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leggylance:

‪lance: u ever grasp the fact that keith’s dad… banged an alien… ‬

‪lance: just let that sink in for a sec. i’m saying his dad was literally the first human to hoo-haa an alien…

‪hunk:

hunk:

‪hunk: …………wait

‪hunk: would that make you the second ? ‬

‪lance: ‬

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slimetony:

If a beautiful woman was on that submarine I would be inconsolable right now

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leggylance:

lance, impersonating a tv news reporter for shits and giggles: so tell us, former red paladin/team leader/marmora member, what’s it like being back at the castle of lions?

keith, playing along: it’s uh… it’s really good to be back and surrounded by familiar faces again… really missed everyone here.

keith: … especially the guy behind the mic.

lance:

lance: (honest to fucking god turns around to check if he’s talking about someone else)

lance: 

lance: oH……………………… 

keith, rolling his eyes fondly before nodding with a shy smile: 

lance, immediately softening: …yeah? well, uh (insert nervous neck rub) he really missed you, too… believe it or not… 

keith:

lance:

keith:

lance:

keith:

lance: RIGHT SO UH (clears his throat) …. no further questions.

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